My local hookups – finding easy local swingers

Well all be damned! I was cruising adult friend finder (aka AFF) to setup some new local connections that I could make for future trips. I found another perfect MILF in arizona, horny and ready to go. She has a cam and holy shit, she is wet and wild. Only problem is, I’m not scheduled to fly down to arizona anytime soon. So my question is.

Do I make a vacation trip down to hook up or do I give her email address to one of my loyal readers?
Sign up on adult friend finder and send me an email (with your state), I’ll send you a couple profiles of some babes across the us that I know are a sure thing. (if you don’t find someone first).

Ok so you wondering how it went? I talked a bit here about how I met this babe on adult friend finder. And since I was going to be in her area for work, that we had planned a little get together.Now I had seen about 5 pictures of her. She was pretty hot, early 30s, still had a lot of youth to her look. Not that I’m-40-trying-to-look-20 but more of a great look for her age. Blonde hair, cute, professional looking and kept herself in shape (I’ll tell ya how I found that out). Anyways we meet for dinner in the resturant on the ground floor of my hotel.

Right off the bat, I ask her for her drink of choice. She wants a long island ice tea, me I order a scotch (glenlivet 18 year) on the rocks (BTW guys you need to have a drink of choice, I’ll make a seperate post about this). Anyways, her smile is energetic and the conversation never slows. As the conversation begins, I find myself testing the waters. Putting a hand on her shoulder during a joke, etc. She begins to return the the touching. I find her hand and we lock hands during the conversation. Great sign.

Not wanting to break momentum, I order another round of drinks. At this point I find her foot tapping on top of mine, slowly working its way up my under my pant leg. This is a tad bit had to carry on a normal bullshit conversation during all this but everything seems to be smooth sailing. She works her foot up more, I show her I am open to this by advancing more with my hands (stroking her hands, moving my leg to give her better access). So what happens next, I wasn’t expecting.

At this point we are on our 3rd drinks and no food in site *PERFECT*. Her bare foot begins to move up my leg at a decent rate, it travels down my thigh and brushes against my semi hard package.

I think to myself “Did that just happen? Was it a mistake?”.

I grin at her, she grins back and looks down at her drink swirling the straw. I take my chance and ask her if she’d like

to get some fresh air. I throw a fist full of bills down on the table and out we go. Second we step outside we are locking lips. My member begins to grow in excitement for the kill.

She whispers in my ear “Take me some place.. NOW!”.

I walk her to the elevator and we start making out again. Using the privacy of the elevator, I let my hand trail down to her butt and grab a handful of buttcheek. With a strong grip on her ass I pull her off the ground and back her into the elevator. She moans in pleasure, I push my pelvis between her legs and begin to bite her neck. This lady is going crazy!

I’m thinking to myself “Damn all of this from just a easy hookup”. One day we are chatting online, the next we are getting crazy in the elevator. Then it dawns on me, I’ve never had sex in the elevator. I pull her away, look into her eye and she knows what I am thinking. I hit the elevator stop button. I unzip my pants and free my raging hardon. I look at her and with one hand on her shoulder I push her down to her knees.

She gobbles that thing up like she was a starving child. My eyes open wide in excitement, I lean back against the elevator and just enjoy the feeling. My hands on her head guiding her hungry lips. She is slobbering and just sucking this my rod. her hands between her legs, the sounds of her fingers sloshing in her wet dripping vagina make it to my ears. Times like this you just have to stop and take the moment in.

So I’ve been using Adult Friend Finder lately for my local hookups. I like them because while you can be discrete, you can still find a ton of hook ups. So at my new job, I’m visiting all sorta of small towns where we have distribution centers for our product (sorry I can’t say who I work for). I have had no trouble setting something up on most visits. This beats watching an HBO rerun in your hotel room when you can work a some fresh pootang each night.So on a recent trip to Arizona, I decided to give the ol friend finder another shot. I exchanged some messages with a few ladies. One of them we sort of ended up cybering. Since things progressed well and her pics where pretty freaking hot. I decided that I’d hit her up when I got to town. And of course, I setup a backup lady just in case it wasn’t happening with the first.

So I get to Arizona and I have to work the second I get off the plane. Course all I can think about is that hot chat session we have had and the last email she sent me.

From: REMOVED
Sent: Saturday, September 9, 2006 2:41 PM
To: ME-REMOVED
Subject: Thinking about you…Hey babe,

Thanks for last night, I can’t believe I came so many times! LOL! I’m looking forward to getting dinner with you. Just so you know though, I don’t normally do this.

But I’m open to having some fun!

-NAMEREMOVED

Let me break this down. She didn’t come right out and say “We are going to have sex”. She won’t, she is a female. She does know what a guy wants. This is how I know it is 99% sure that I will have her in my hotel bed by 9pm. The first thing she mentions is how many times she came. Then she tries to pad it with Dinner talk. She doesn’t want to come off like a slut.So what happened? Well I’ll let you know. I’m writing this from my laptop as I wrap up my day here in sunny arizona. I’m meeting her for dinner in 4 hours. So I have enough time to hit the hotel, clean it up and freshen up.

So give Adult Friend Finder a shot.. Share your results here. Good luck guys!

Well obviously, I’ve been gone for a while.  I’m back.  And I hope to resume my tales of local hookups.  Basically I had some issues with my job, so while I learned the ropes at the new place, I didn’t really have time to chase tale.  Of course though, I’m back, and yes I travel for my job.  Yes I’ve found some good hookups in Seattle, LA, New york, Florida, San Deigo.  And I’ll be telling you about them shortly.

Check out this kinky ass webcam babe. It is true. You can find everything on the internet.

Be it a lady you met on Wild Match (yes just because they are looking for the quick hookup, you still need some game) or trying to land that lady at the bar. If you believe you are going to fail then you will 90% of the time. Just like you want a woman who offers traits that you find appealing, a woman wants those in a man. She doesn’t want some sloppy sap who has no future.

If you don’t have a positive future going, then lie. Lie like a dog. You are looking to hookup, you are bringing her a bit of fantasy, and she is doing the same for you. If you are scoring a local hookup, don’t show up at the meeting place expecting sex like some horny little dog. Be picky, women can tell that if you are maybe considering that they are not worthy of sex then they’ll do whatever it is to get you in bed. Women are hit on all day long. The ones they throw themselves at are the ones they think they have to work for.

Good luck guys.

You know the next best thing than shagging some hoe from Wild Match is to hook up with some live web cam babes. If you can’t make it out then hollar at some of these fine young ladies. You’ll be amazed at the show they’ll put on for you from their bedroom.

The ladies from Wildmatch are never perfect but they are always real. I’ve found some pretty damn hot babes, though you do need to watch out for the occasional dog. Watch for their glamour shot from 10 years ago that they keep flaunting.

Boys! Demand a recent picture! If she doesn’t have a digital camera then she is either lying or she is such a looser that you don’t want to mess with it.

Here is a list of places to check:

Fantasy Match
SexAffair
XXXDate
Wild Match

Well we all need a break from banging chicks to take a little break and read something funny here on the web.  Check out this mock guide on getting laid in japan.  Ask some of your guy friends who have gone if you haven’t.  It seriously is fucking easy as hell to get laid there if you are white..

How to get laid in japan guide

OK here we go. I have been exchanging some emails with this horny little lady I met on WildMatch. Now she lives in Florida, and well I am due to head down to Florida for work. It was hard to tell where things where going via email, I didn’t want to come on too pushy and forward about sex. It is like catching a fish, I had her hooked but that is only half the battle, now I had to bring her in and tire her out or it wouldn’t be a sure thing.

I have another lady from WildMatch also in Florida. Less attractive but I have to keep her in the back pocket. Since I am going to be down south for a week, I want to see if I could hit both pussies.

Now there is nothing wrong with just meeting the lady for a casual dinner and having some female company but I had pussy on my brain and I wanted to deliver a lesson to you guys about how to actually land the deal over email or you’ll be heading home to jack off to some porn.

Here is a few things to remember when working that lady online:

* Don’t come on too strong.  She knows you want sex.  Women know all men want sex.

* Act like you might have something better to do.  She needs to feel that she doesn’t have you just because she has a pussy.  She is going to have to prove it to you.

* DO NOT ACT DISPERATE.  My god guys, they can smell it from a mile away.